Emily! Patrick read through all the jokes and picked Emily's joke as the winner and here it is:
A farmer was milking his cow in the barn. As the farmer worked, one of the chickens walked over. "Got any corn?" said the chicken. The farmer glanced at the chicken, said, "No, I don't have any corn," and went back to milking the cow.
A few minutes later, the farmer looked up from his milking to see the chicken standing there. "Got any corn?" said the chicken. "No, I don't have any corn! Can't you see I'm busy milking the cow?" The farmer grumbled to himself and got back to work.
After another minute, the farmer looked up again to see the chicken still standing there. "Got any corn?"
"NO! I don't have any corn! And if you don't leave me to my milking, I'm going to nail your feet to the floor!"
"Got a hammer?" said the chicken.
"NO!! I DON'T HAVE A HAMMER EITHER!!" yelled the farmer.
There was a short pause.
"Got any corn?"
I want to thank you all for participating. We both had a lot of laughs reading the entries and Patrick just loves that you all went through the trouble to find something you thought he'd like.
Sunday, September 12, 2010
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haha, love that joke! it's cute! I've heard something similar but not exactly like it! :)
LOL That's a good one. I'll have to tell that one to my son.
Ok First, that was a funny joke and i'm glad patrick still has a sense of humor. second, i am expecting LOTS of pictures of Rhinebeck. I so wanted to go this year but plans fell through and next year is our 15th anniversary and i don't think mr.honey wants to spend it there - so it look like 2012 before i can go. i will live through you!
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